right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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