did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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