I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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