I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"