Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
