I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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