Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
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Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
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It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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