Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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