What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
