what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
A+ Viking dick
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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