can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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