Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
ttyl tear gas
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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