i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
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Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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