I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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