All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I will be naked everywhere
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
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Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here