Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
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I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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