After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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