Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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