so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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