pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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