You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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