he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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