North Korea, Best Korea!
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
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Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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