I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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