He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
they're like a gay fantastic four
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
