At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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