Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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