And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
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