you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
