Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
This is my gift to your gina
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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