Define "chronic" masturbator.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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