Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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