32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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