Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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