I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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