So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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