yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We need to rekindle our bromance
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Randomize
