Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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