Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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