Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
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Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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