And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
no you cant smoke seaweed
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
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As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
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I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Randomize