Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
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I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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