I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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