Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
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Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
is wine microwaveable?
should my penis look like a turkey
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
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So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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