I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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