it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
4 words: hood of his car
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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