I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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