So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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