Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I just want nice things and good sex
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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