You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Randomize
