Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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