is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
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why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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