"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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