winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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