Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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