So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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