If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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