so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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